National Novel Writing Month Update

So far I am doing good. Writing interesting shit about the Nordics and finding out strange things about them too.


Denmark 

• He got mistaken for having sex with Aland Islands in the chicken coop that holds Danish chickens by Iceland when in reality he was helping her get rid of the rooster that was poking Aland's butt while trying to gather eggs.
  
• Denmark fell for a booby trap made by Sweden and Norway in the tree house Sweden made for Sealand and Ladonia.
  

Norway 

• He is an accomplice to a murder of a gang of delinquents from Oslo that tried holding him up in the middle of an old cemetery. And he didn't care if the kids died!
  

Iceland

• Doesn't trust Aland Islands and believes she is hiding or is up to something. And the chicken coop incident Aland had with Denmark didn't help Aland when it came to Iceland. It only made Iceland suspect her of something more.
  

Finland

• He is secretly obsessed with Aland Islands. And would do anything to make sure she is safe. Even torture and kill Russian spies and work for the Nazis during WW2.
  
• Finny is a deeply disturbed man. DEEPLY DISTURBED! The Fin is scary!!!!
  

Sweden

• Likes to buy things. Expensive things.
  
• Like apartment buildings he can renovate and let the less fortunate and inneed citizens of Stockholm live in. Which is nice.
  
• And he bought himself a beat up used Delorean so he can rebuild it for double the asking price from a sleazy used car dealer.